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I am in the strangest mood today

I think I’ll go jogging or something

Some days you just feel so incredibly frustrated with life that you want to scream and punch holes in walls, but you just end up working out instead, and that works just as well.

I get so nervous over the dumbest shit

Smoking

You know, you start moving on from all the bullshit in your life, you start to get better, and then six months down the line it just sucks.  So you start smoking cigarettes and get yourself a bitch of a smoker’s cough.  So then you decide to quit cigarettes, AND EVERYTHING JUST SUCKS SO MUCH FUCKING WORSE THAN IT DID BEFORE.

I laugh at my own rage, I really do.

Fuck you cigarettes, you have trapped me.

I don’t want to live in a world where I spend most of my time sitting and staring at a screen, hypnotized by bright pretty lights and misinformation that makes everything seem okay when it really isn’t.

Look around you.  Look at the state we’re in.  Wake the fuck up.

To those of you who saw my penis last night

I am truly, truly sorry.  I know it can be intimidating.

Life is just the slow process of suffocating to death

In 1952 the creator of Computer Science Alan Turning, a homosexual, was convicted of gross indecency for homosexual acts and was forced to undergo hormone therapy and chemical castration. He committed suicide shortly thereafter. A petition has been started to acquit Turning of all charges and return him to the position of respect that he rightfully deserves, but unfortunately only citizens of the U.K. are allowed to sign. By all accounts, this man deserves some recognition for his contributions to science and technology. Just know that the reason why you enjoy luxuries like laptop computers, smartphones, and even the internet, is because a GAY MAN paved the way for their creation.